What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Title IX

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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