- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Tilt your screen back .

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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