why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call an arab ?

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Anti Joke

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