why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

a irish man walks past a bar

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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