- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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