whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

a irish man walks past a bar

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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