I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

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