- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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