- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

mmm i love marble bumhole

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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