Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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