- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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