- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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