Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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