What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Connor is homo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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