- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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breasts

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

women rights

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did? Yes

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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