What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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