- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

My wife made me a sandwich

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What do you call white trash Garbage

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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