- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

SUCK MY NUTS

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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