- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How do you end a sentence

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Obama

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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