What happened to my sunglasses?

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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