- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

I'd like to make a withdraw

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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