- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

National security?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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