- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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