- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did you step on my watermelon?

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark