- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

It got hit by a rocket.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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