What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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