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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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