What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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minorities.....

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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