- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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