- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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