- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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