Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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