- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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