Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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