why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

why did the black guy die? cancer

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Equal rights!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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