What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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wenis

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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