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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Women's rights.

sucks Syntax...

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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