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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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