A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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