- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Michael Brown

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

My Butthole.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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