why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's your guys names?

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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