Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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