why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Good job, son.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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