Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

wael.. nuff said

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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