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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

so...um, yeah

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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