Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Anti Joke

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