A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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