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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Honk if you're Amish!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Neil Lewis

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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