YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Ham sandwich

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Anti Joke

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