Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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