- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Neither have I

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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