- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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