- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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