This is the concept of anti-joke.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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