- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

If youre African, why are you white?

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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