Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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you just read an anti-joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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