- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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