- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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