- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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